10 Hilarious Vegan Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

Here are some tickling vegan quotes for those distressing times when you go all Vegan on yourself and keep searching for that plant based gluten free snack with tears to the brim!

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I AM A SOCIAL VEGAN. I AVOID MEET.

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FRIES – A FRIEND TO STARVING VEGANS IN RESTAURANTS EVERYWHERE.

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ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PEAS A CHANCE.

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I DON’T THINK VEGANS SHOULD USE A DATING APP. BECAUSE IT’S A MEAT MARKET.

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I DON’T WANT ANY BEEF WITH YOU. I AM VEGAN.

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WE DON’T HAVE ANY VEGETABLE JOKES YET. SO IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE LETTUCE KNOW.

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HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN? DON’T WORRY, THEY’LL TELL.

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BEING VEGAN ONLY TAKES THREE THINGS- A BRAIN, A HEART, AND THE WILLINGNESS TO USE THEM BOTH.

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I’M JUST SAYING PERHAPS IT’S THE NUDITY THAT KEEPS THEM FROM RESPECTING US AS INDIVIDUALS!

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I LOVE BEING A VEGAN FROM HEAD TOMATOES

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